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sheltermeohgeniuswords
you should probably (ie, definitely) read this. →
i totally won btw.
would you rather?
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine or survive a nuclear war only to become the podiatrist to a race of mutants?
blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be...
i have not done a goddamn thing today
i’ve been sleeping and/or rolling around in bed ALL DAY and now i’m not in the least bit tired so i’m eating pull-and-peel twizzlers while watching star wars: revenge of the sith.
is it the 25th yet?